Young Man Arrested after Beating Dead Female Body….In a Funeral Home…That He Broke Into…
May 29, 2009
In Albuquerque, New Mexico…a young man broke into the mortuary and beat the crap out of a female corpse. Dominic Goodmoney was arrested Sunday night…covered in blood and digging into his own cuts…I guess he was also banging his head against a building. (Sounds like a case of bad drugs…)
He was in court Wednesday facing charges of aggravated burglary while armed (he had a knife in his possession), criminal damage to property, tampering with evidence and larceny. The strange fact about the story is that he is, “unlikely to face any charge for what was described as blunt-force trauma to the face of the dead woman.”
New Mexico allegedly has a gap in their laws and it does not cover the actual harm done to the corpse…who would have thought?!? The article did state that because of this crime, the District Attorney’s office will ask the Legislature to make “corpse mutilation” a felony.
Who the fuck does stuff like this?
Mary Helen Lechuga is a recently demoted district administrator who is now an elementary school principal. Recently…superintendent Lorenzo Garcia was giving principals “high fives” to celebrate state test scores. When it came to the turn of Luchuga…she didn’t raise her hand to receive the “high five” and was accidently bonked on the head. Instead of Luchuga feeling like an “idiot” for missing the “high five” she instead acts like a complete moron and files a complaint saying, “she felt pain and feared what he might do next.” The police are investigating.
Mary Helen Lechuga should be publically ridiculed for creating such a “fucking waste of time” for the authorities and the school board. The complaint is petty and she should be reprimanded for making false and petty complaints.
Fucking people…grow up.
A Cat With Wings!?!
May 28, 2009
In Chongging, China…there is a cat with fucking wings. The article stated, “The fluffy white moggy has mysteriously grown fur-covered appendages that resemble wings out of its back that have animal experts stumped.” This has to be some weird sort of radiation defect or something….
It looks like the Seattle police department arrested a “gang banger” after he threatened to “shoot up” a police precinct in a YouTube video. (He says it about 2 min into the clip…) The individual is a member of the “Holly Hoover Gang” and he is currently under supervision for an assault charge. The guy seems to have been involved with other types of crime as well. I like it when idiots make themselves easy targets to get arrested. He seems like a real winner. Isn’t the whole “gang banger” scene getting old?
I figured readers of “The King Bitch” would have fun analyzing these photos…I guess they are from a recent movie Megan Fox is in…”Jennifer’s Body”…or something like that…anyways…let me know if you think the boobies look fake or real…
Probation for Ketchup Theft
May 27, 2009
Steve Rocco, a former school board trustee from Southern California received two years of probation for stealing a 14-ouce bottle of ketchup. He has also been told to pay $200 in fines and stay 100 yards away from the college. The article claims that he is “known for espousing conspiracy theories” and he “claims authorities planted the ketchup near his bicycle to make it look like theft when he was recycling the bottle.”
This doesn’t really surprise me…I knew a guy who was close to losing his job because he tried to steal a box of “creamers” from work. It blows my mind that people would risk not only their job but their reputation for such a “petty” reward. If you need ketchup that bad…load up the next time you buy fries at the local fast food chain.
A group of church leaders bought an old funeral home in what sounds like a “tax auction”. The funeral home has not been in operation since 2006. The group of church leaders found one body in a bag…another in a burial box and then two more in caskets…the bodies have been there since 2006. None of the bodies have been identified. The funeral home’s license was revoked in 2006 and it seems the bodies were left there once the old business “closed shop”.
Creepy.
Mike Tyson Update…. Mike Tyson’s Daughter Dies…
May 26, 2009
Mike Tyson’s Daughter has died. Poor guy…and to make matters worse…her brother found her. Here is the clip from the Associated Press…
If you don’t remember…Vince Li cut the head off Tim McLean last July as they were being bused to Winnipeg. Vince Li was not found criminally responsible for the killing…this is another way of the court saying that Vince Li is “fucking nuts”. The Manitoba Criminal Code Review Board is going to decide whether Li should be institutionalized or be given a conditional release.
It seems that Li’s fate being publicized by the media is protected by the Health Records Information Act and the Board’s legal counsel has advised them that some information relating to the case may not be released or will be restricted. It seems that other provinces such as British Columbia and Ontario have less strict guidelines when releasing information about similar board decisions.
If the guy has legitimate mental health issues that were untreated…and through treatment he can act normal…I don’t see the reasons for releasing his information…he will only get harassed when released. On the other side of the story…I would be very upset if I was the parents of Tim McLean…they still need to feel some sort of justice was served…
Captured Tire Slasher Blames Actions on Braces
May 26, 2009
There have been a lot of tires getting slashed in Boulder Colorado…and authorities arrested the 32-year-old culprit last Thursday. He has admitted to slashing tires on 46 vehicles.
Sounds like this guy needs some help.
