Murder Witness has Squirrel in her Shirt!?! – WTF
July 4, 2009
I don’t know how I missed this story….A woman goes into a police interview regarding a recent murder and during the interview a squirrel pops out of her shirt. As funny as this may seem…it really does stir up some credibility issues if this woman is needed at the trial. The defense attorneys would most likely have a field day with this witness…fortunately they are saying she will not be needed at the trial.
Megan Fox – The Metamorphosis 2004 – 2009
July 3, 2009
My girlfriend brought the following picture of Megan Fox (from Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen) to my attention…I can’t believe how different Megan Fox looks…here are some pictures of her from 2004 to 2009….a boob job…some plastic surgery and better make-up placement….it is almost like a new person.
Remember that story about a topless coffee shop opening up in the little town of Vassalboro, Maine? Some entrepreneur decided to open up a “topless coffee shop” in the town and ended up getting national attention for the idea….well…someone torched the place. It seems like someone in the town believed that they had the “moral authority” to rid the town of what sounded like a very popular business.
What sucks about the incident is that the business owner did not have any insurance to cover the damage done to his coffee spot…so it sounds like he is going to have to be creative to find ways to get the business back up and running. It looks like he employed about 12 – 13 people…which is pretty good for a coffee shop in a town of that size.
People have to get over being offended by boobies. Boobies are nice.
I have been meaning to do an article on this dress for quite some time. I am sure many of you have seen a dress like this floating around the internet. It seems to be a wedding dress that somehow tapes onto the nipples of the bride…almost exposing her entire “rack”. If I was the groom…I would feel a little uncomfortable with my bride exposing herself to my grandparents and family. Does she need even more attention on this day? Are there some exhibitionist tendencies happening? A bride who wears this dress on her wedding day may have a few screws loose…
Listen…I like the dress…I just think it is too much for an actual wedding. It would be better to use the dress during “the honeymoon night” or as a costume for a wedding themed “night of passion” or something. I bet her dad was horrified.
Nice rack though.
I figured readers of “The King Bitch” would have fun analyzing these photos…I guess they are from a recent movie Megan Fox is in…”Jennifer’s Body”…or something like that…anyways…let me know if you think the boobies look fake or real…
Megan Fox – Partially Fake…
May 13, 2009
If you think Megan Fox is hot…just remember…a large quantity of money went into her plastic surgery. What would it be like going out with a girl with such low self-confidence? I think it would be pretty weird. This girl decided at some point to subject herself to multiple operations to obviously get accepted by someone…but whom? Who does she have to please? This is the mystery.
Megan Fox was attractive before…probably less attractive now…just from a personality perspective. I wouldn’t really expect anyone willing to spend a lot of dough on a new set of tits or a nose job to be very “deep” or interesting.
Remember…surgery is not necessary and Megan Fox is partially fake…
