Megan Fox – The Metamorphosis 2004 – 2009

My girlfriend brought the following picture of Megan Fox (from Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen)  to my attention…I can’t believe how different Megan Fox looks…here are some pictures of her from 2004  to  2009….a boob job…some plastic surgery and better make-up placement….it is almost like a new person.

 

Angelina Jolie – The Next Michael Jackson…Carrot Top…Maybe?!?

I hate this actress.  It looks like she is completely nuts…some type of O.C.D. issue with her appearance?  Brad must shake his head and wonder who he married…what a mistake…

2004

2009

 

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Kim Kardashian is an Air Brushed Fool

I am once again disgusted by Kim Kardashian…I have been reading some stories about her recent “cover photos” for a Muscle and Fitness magazine.  It is alleged that Kim Kardashian had a major case of the “air brush”…

This woman is so shallow that she couldn’t even represent herself honestly on a cover of a fitness magazine.  Was she not talking about her cellulite a month back?!?  She must really think the public is stupid…unfortunately…some women will believe that this crazy, talentless, attention seeking lady actually transformed herself in a month…into a model of fitness….please…  Isn’t she a porn star?  Shouldn’t she be getting publicity with another unknown rapper?

Fuck you Kim Kardashian…for all the women who are actually working to get in shape and do not have a plastic surgeon or professional “air brushers” to help them…  Kim Kardashian is a fraud.

One Month Earlier…

 

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WTF Fashion – Raping T-Shirt

This t-shirt was too funny to not write about.  I can just imagine a poor immigrant without a “handle” on the “language” buying a shirt like this in a flea market somewhere and displaying the character proudly on their chest…  The lesson learned is that correct spelling makes a huge difference sometimes…perhaps this is some type of Asian Ebonics…

The Source of the picture is on the bottom left of the photo…

Wedding Dress Exposes the Brides “Rack”…umm…I mean Boobies…

I have been meaning to do an article on this dress for quite some time.  I am sure many of you have seen a dress like this floating around the internet.  It seems to be a wedding dress that somehow tapes onto the nipples of the bride…almost exposing her entire “rack”.  If I was the groom…I would feel a little uncomfortable with my bride exposing herself to my grandparents and family.  Does she need even more attention on this day?  Are there some exhibitionist tendencies happening?  A bride who wears this dress on her wedding day may have a few screws loose…

Listen…I like the dress…I just think it is too much for an actual wedding.  It would be better to use the dress during “the honeymoon night” or as a costume for a wedding themed “night of passion” or something.  I bet her dad was horrified.

Nice rack though.

Megan Fox Topless Pictures – Do You See Fake Boob Scars?

I figured readers of “The King Bitch” would have fun analyzing these photos…I guess they are from a recent movie Megan Fox is in…”Jennifer’s Body”…or something like that…anyways…let me know if you think the boobies look fake or real…

WTF Fashion…Random Photos

Here are some bad fashion photos.  I figured they would be good for a laugh.

Megan Fox – Partially Fake…

If you think Megan Fox is hot…just remember…a large quantity of money went into her plastic surgery.  What would it be like going out with a girl with such low self-confidence?  I think it would be pretty weird.  This girl decided at some point to subject herself to multiple operations to obviously get accepted by someone…but whom?  Who does she have to please?  This is the mystery.

Megan Fox was attractive before…probably less attractive now…just from a personality perspective.  I wouldn’t really expect anyone willing to spend a lot of dough on a new set of tits or a nose job to be very “deep” or interesting.

Remember…surgery is not necessary and Megan Fox is partially fake…

 

 

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FDA Warning: Hydroxycut

It seems that the supplement Hydroxycut has been linked to cases of serious liver damage and at least one death.  The FDA said the maker of the dietary supplement has agreed to recall 14 Hydroxycut products.  I will leave a link to the MSNBC article and a list of the recalled items.

The list is:

Recalled items

— Hydroxycut Regular Rapid Release Caplets — Hydroxycut Caffeine-Free Rapid Release Caplets — Hydroxycut Hardcore Liquid Caplets — Hydroxycut Max Liquid Caplets — Hydroxycut Regular Drink Packets — Hydroxycut Caffeine-Free Drink Packets — Hydroxycut Hardcore Drink Packets (Ignition Stix) — Hydroxycut Max Drink Packets — Hydroxycut Liquid Shots — Hydroxycut Hardcore RTDs (Ready-to-Drink) — Hydroxycut Max Aqua Shed — Hydroxycut 24 — Hydroxycut Carb Control — Hydroxycut Natural Source: U.S. Food and Drug Administration

WTF Fashion – Swimsuits…okay let me explain…

I was searching for bad swimsuit photos to get a laugh…perhaps put up some warnings for males who may decide to slip into that  Speedo again this summer for some unknown fucking reason.  (What makes dudes do that?)  Anyways…while looking for these photos…I happened upon this (at some type of swimsuit site).  I don’t really think I need to explain what it is…okay…for those who are idiots…it is a type of “bag” to hold your junk. 

Does this qualify as a swimsuit?!?  The dude is obviously sitting on a bench…it could be at the beach…

Anyways…this is a definite “NO” if you plan to hit the beach or anytime for any matter (in my opinion at least)…I don’t think my junk was meant to get squished together in some little bag with a Velcro strip….then you have the whole “bush” issue you have to worry about…that is another topic.