Nebraska Man Used Safe Haven Law to Abandon His 9 Kids – Now He is going to have Twins…Sterilization Time!?!

Sometimes people need to be sterilized. I am sure many of you agree…especially after you read this story.
Here is a bit of the article…it is linked…

Safe Haven laws have been passed in all 50 states since 1999, as a way “for mothers in crisis to relinquish their babies to designated locations and keep them protected and provided with medical care until a permanent home is found.”
37-year-old Gary Staton abandoned his nine children in September 2008, relinquishing them to the custody of his home state of Nebraska — protected as a parent by the state’s Safe Haven law. Now Staton, is expecting twins with his new girlfriend, Gail.

Staton abruptly became a single parent to his nine kids when his wife, RebelJane, died of a brain aneurysm in February 2007, not long after the last child’s birth. The children, who ranged in age from 1 to 17 years of age, were dropped off at a hospital in Omaha when Staton determined that he could no longer care for them. The law has since been amended to only include children up to 30 days old.

Wedding Dress Exposes the Brides “Rack”…umm…I mean Boobies…

I have been meaning to do an article on this dress for quite some time.  I am sure many of you have seen a dress like this floating around the internet.  It seems to be a wedding dress that somehow tapes onto the nipples of the bride…almost exposing her entire “rack”.  If I was the groom…I would feel a little uncomfortable with my bride exposing herself to my grandparents and family.  Does she need even more attention on this day?  Are there some exhibitionist tendencies happening?  A bride who wears this dress on her wedding day may have a few screws loose…

Listen…I like the dress…I just think it is too much for an actual wedding.  It would be better to use the dress during “the honeymoon night” or as a costume for a wedding themed “night of passion” or something.  I bet her dad was horrified.

Nice rack though.

More on the Crazy Father who Bit His Son’s Eye Out!

I found an additional news clip about the story of the guy who bit out his son’s eye in California.  This one is from the Associated Press as well.  It sounds like the “Angel Dust” epidemic down there is pretty crazy…perhaps I won’t visit that area of California any time soon…

Father Bites Son’s Eye Out…WTF?!?

The Associated Press reported that a Father apparently bit his son’s fucking eye out.  Authorities think that he was “whacked out” on PCP when he bit the eye out of his kid and then wheeled out into the front yard and started to hack his legs with a fucking axe.  The neighbor in the film clip understates the situation by calling it “pretty bizarre”…I guess he was also the guy who intervened…brave soul.

You have to watch the clip to believe it…

Call 911 for a messy room?!?…Some people are just idiots…

So…let’s say there is a 28-year-old son who lives with his parents.  The son is a slob and has a messy room.  The parents order the son to clean up his room and the son reacts by “throwing a plate of food across the table” and “making a fist” in the direction of the parents.  I would figure a normal reaction would be to perhaps kick the son out for awhile…if not permanently or sit down and have a talk about “rules” and “boundaries”.  What does this idiot do from Bedford, Ohio?  He calls 911.  Andrew Mizsak called the authorities over a messy room.

How did this end?  The son, who allegedly works as a political consultant, admitted  that, “he’s lucky to be living in the house rent free,” and that “he promises to keep his room clean”.  The father declined to press charges against his son because he didn’t want to ruin his son’s “political career”.

It looks like that damage is already done.

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