Man in Florida Steals Entire Cash Register and is Caught Running Down the Road with It by Police

Talk about being an idiot…how do you flee from police while carrying a f*%king cash register?  I will just link the entire Associated Press article…

GREENACRES, Fla. (AP) — Authorities caught a Lake Worth man running down the street with a stolen cash register. Greenacres police reported that a 32-year-old man entered a restaurant Thursday afternoon and asked for change for a $10 bill. When the cashier asked to see the bill, the man reportedly began screaming, “I want change!”

Police said the man then grabbed about $40 from a tip box, picked up the cash register containing nearly $300 and ran out.

The officers who arrested the suspect after a short chase had just come from reviewing surveillance footage at a nearby convenience store, where lottery tickets had been stolen a day earlier. By chance, the officers identified the man as the thief from the footage.

The man was being held on $21,000 bail for multiple charges.

South Carolina “Serial Killer” Shot Dead in North Carolina

It sounds like the suspect that may have been involved in the five murders in South Carolina has been shot by police in a “robbery gone wrong” in North Carolina…police have matched the ballistics of the weapon of the robber to that of the bullets in the South Carolina victims…I thought serial killers were supposed to be above average intelligence…it seems careless to me…that he would use the same weapon in a crime that did not match the pattern of the originals…

Nice to have him off the streets though…

Man Finds Three Dead Babies – “Crazy People Disease” Migrates to London, Ontario?!?

It looks like the “crazy people disease” may have migrated to Southwestern Ontario.  I guess this guy was looking for pictures in a house and found the remains of a dead infant…further searching lead to the discovery of the remains of three infants.  A 32-year-old woman in London, Ontario has been charged.  If guilty…this is one crazy lady in a crazy situation…  I will post part of a CBC article and link it for anyone interested…

A 32-year-old woman in London, Ont., was arrested again on fresh charges Tuesday after an autopsy determined the remains of three babies — not one, as originally suspected — were found in a home on the weekend.

Police were called to the home in the city’s northeast on Saturday after the current resident found remains of what was believed to be an infant in advanced stages of decomposition in a bucket in the basement.

An autopsy performed on Monday determined the bucket contained the remains of three infants, London police said.

The house was being rented by a woman and her boyfriend, but the couple recently split up, and the woman moved out, the CBC’s John Lancaster reported on Tuesday from outside the house.

According to a neighbour, the ex-boyfriend came out of the house on Saturday with a bucket that contained blood-soaked baby clothes.

“He came outside and told everybody he discovered this bucket,” the neighbour told CBC News. “He said his girlfriend had this bucket for two years with gardening stuff in it, and he opened it on Saturday, and it was [filled with] bloody clothes and a blanket, and he called the police.”

16 Die in Mexican Shootout…Is this Place Still a Tourist Destination?

Acapulco…shooting in the streets…police being held hostage…this s*%t is happening around resorts now…boycott Mexico as a tourist destination.

Idiot Threatens Police Precinct on YouTube Video…Ends Up Getting Arrested…Go Figure

It looks like the Seattle police department arrested a “gang banger” after he threatened to “shoot up” a police precinct in a YouTube video.  (He says it about 2 min into the clip…)  The individual is a member of the “Holly Hoover Gang” and he is currently under supervision for an assault charge.  The guy seems to have been involved with other types of crime as well.  I like it when idiots make themselves easy targets to get arrested.  He seems like a real winner.  Isn’t the whole “gang banger” scene getting old? 

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Captured Tire Slasher Blames Actions on Braces

There have been a lot of tires getting slashed in Boulder Colorado…and authorities arrested the 32-year-old culprit last Thursday.  He has admitted to slashing tires on 46 vehicles. 

The article stated: “Boulder police spokeswoman Sarah Huntley said the man indicated he was frustrated over his relationship with his mother and blamed radiation from the former Rocky Flats nuclear weapons plant near Golden.  He also said his desire to slash tires stemmed from his getting braces in the 1990’s”

Sounds like this guy needs some help.

The Stories of Idiot Travelers Getting in Trouble in Corrupt Countries are Getting Old

I love some of these fucking “travelers” that seem to believe that because they are from a place that has reasonable laws and punishment…that they will be protected when THEY fuck up in a foreign land.  Let us take Thailand for an example…  Some fucking Aussie decided it would be a good idea to steal a “bar mat” from an “Australian themed bar” in Thailand.  The owner called the cops and the “Aussie traveler” ended up having to go to jail.  I think they said that she could go away for up to five years…she has only spent a few days in jail thus far and is currently out on bail…  Now…because she committed a “bonehead act” in a fucking corrupt country…she expects her Aussie diplomats to bail her out.  People…stop travelling to fucked up / corrupt places and if you do decide to go there….don’t do fucked up things.  Fucking people…

Call 911 for a messy room?!?…Some people are just idiots…

So…let’s say there is a 28-year-old son who lives with his parents.  The son is a slob and has a messy room.  The parents order the son to clean up his room and the son reacts by “throwing a plate of food across the table” and “making a fist” in the direction of the parents.  I would figure a normal reaction would be to perhaps kick the son out for awhile…if not permanently or sit down and have a talk about “rules” and “boundaries”.  What does this idiot do from Bedford, Ohio?  He calls 911.  Andrew Mizsak called the authorities over a messy room.

How did this end?  The son, who allegedly works as a political consultant, admitted  that, “he’s lucky to be living in the house rent free,” and that “he promises to keep his room clean”.  The father declined to press charges against his son because he didn’t want to ruin his son’s “political career”.

It looks like that damage is already done.

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Man Arrested for Trying to Hire a Prostitute for his Underage Son…

I never really thought that fathers actually did this.  A Reuters article stated that in London (England)…a man who tried to hire a prostitute for his 14-year-old son was in court on Friday.  The man took his son for a ride in the red-light district of Nottingham and told him he could choose the hooker of his choice.  The kid picked the prostitute that was an undercover police officer.

The “father” was handed a 10-month prison sentence after he “admitted a charge of trying to solicit a woman to have sex with a child.”  Judge Jonathan Teare stated the following about the case, “You have a duty of care to your son and that is to look after his moral welfare, not as you might think to break him in to the ways of sex through a prostitute”.

This kid must be super-pissed that he did not get his birthday present…it sounds like father and son still had a “bonding moment” though…

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A Magic Goat…police…vigilantes and a stolen car…$#!*

This is another news story that leaves me speechless…a Reuters story about a magic goat that steals cars in Nigeria.  Read it for yourself…I will link the article.

Goat detained over armed robbery

Fri Jan 23, 2009 12:08pm EST

Vigilantes took the black and white beast to the police saying it was an armed robber who had used black magic to transform himself into a goat to escape arrest after trying to steal a Mazda 323.

The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car. They pursued them. However one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat,” Kwara state police spokesman Tunde Mohammed told Reuters by telephone.

“We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody. We cannot base our information on something mystical. It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that a human being turned into a goat,” he said.

Belief in witchcraft is widespread in parts of Nigeria, Africa’s most populous nation. Residents came to the police station to see the goat, photographed in one national newspaper on its knees next to a pile of straw.