Golf – Something men do when they hate their home life…

I think I understand golfing…I used to work at a “clubhouse” when I was a student and over the past years I have made the following observations.  Men who play golf “religiously” several times a week must have a pretty shitty home life.  I used to see these guys several times a week…most were married…many had children.

During the week…these out of shape men would roll onto the golf course right before or right after dinner…the ones with “no hope” would show up right after work…   The “golfsters” would sit around the “clubhouse” downing beers waiting to tee-off.  This is one of the sports (besides slow-pitch) where people get drunk before, during and after the game.  I thought the whole reason for playing sports was to better oneself through practice, discipline and competition.  If the sport is not interesting enough to play sober…perhaps the sport isn’t interesting enough…  To make matters worse…the “golfers” would drive carts around the course drunk and I am sure everyone has a story about someone who saw somebody crash a golf cart while intoxicated.

I often wondered why these guys didn’t bring their wives or their families…perhaps the “golfsters” were hiding the fact that they were borderline alcoholics…or that they hated their families and picked the least strenuous sport that took the longest time so they could “hide” from their spouses or kids.  I often wonder what my future wife and kids would think if “daddy” was wasting his time for hours on a sport that does not really make you any more physically fit (than walking…that is…if you don’t use a cart) or if “daddy” did something that he did not want to include the family in.  I would think that my future wife and kids would ultimately think that I was trying to get away from them…or hated them to some extent.

So…women…if your man is a “golfster”…who spends hours upon hours a week at the golf course…chances are…he hates his home life and probably you.  He could be enjoying a sport that you could participate in…but instead he chooses to hang out with other men in the same predicament…slurping back brews.  Your man is probably thinking that the four hours on the golf course is probably better than the four hours spent with you and the family.  There is hope…when he is out playing on one of those weekend tournaments it gives you a lot of time to pack the house the fuck up and leave him or find someone nice and have an affair…

Just some thoughts…

Mike Tyson’s Daughter on Life Support

Sounds like a tragic accident involving a treadmill at the family home.  Things never seem to “look up” for the ex-champ…anyways here is the story from the Associated Press…

NASCAR…ugh…

I was doing a little research and found that the second most watched sport in the United States is NASCAR…the first had something to do with the National Football League… I do not understand why so many channels are dedicated to watching a bunch of fuckers in cars drive around in fucking circles. In Formula 1 racing…you at least have to turn your car and make some corners…in NASCAR you are driving in an oval…just an oval.  Hundreds of thousands of fuckers attend events where they get pissed up and watch cars go around in circles. To make matters worse…when I drive around… I see stickers of this shit everywhere. Numbers on cars…like the number will magically transform the shit box they are driving into a fucking race car…or some NASCAR clothing to let everyone know which male driver they have a crush on?!?  What the fuck!?!

The NASCAR tracks