Woman Arrested for Running a Strip Club in Her Basement
July 28, 2009
It seems that a Georgia woman was involved in some entrepreneurship in the United States and opened a “Strip Club” in her basement. Police report that there were minors drinking and “$1 Jello Shots” were available…nothing was said about whether they were served from boobies or vaginas.
The woman operating the “basement strip parlor” was charged with maintaining a disorderly house and remains free on $1,300 bond.
Another idiot was arrested for storing marijuana in his mouth. He has been released on a $3900 bond.
The individual who lived with the suspect told everyone that it was a “big misunderstanding” and that they were having a “celebration”. What a great idea for a celebration theme…next party I have I am going to get the female guests to strip and then get them to serve “Jello Shots” from their boobies…If anyone asks, “What the fuck is going on here?!?”…I will reply, “That it’s a fucking Georgian Basement Party.”
Captured Tire Slasher Blames Actions on Braces
May 26, 2009
There have been a lot of tires getting slashed in Boulder Colorado…and authorities arrested the 32-year-old culprit last Thursday. He has admitted to slashing tires on 46 vehicles.
Sounds like this guy needs some help.
WTF Fashion – These Jeans could be good…could be bad…
April 28, 2009
I have been seeing this style in the bad fashion articles. I think it can go both ways… If you have fit women wearing thongs that would like to wear this type of fashion…I say…go to it. I would find nothing wrong going to the store and seeing those pants on a similar lady with the addition of a thong. No thong is going a bit too far…some may disagree…
What could be bad about this style is the following…grossly fat people trying to squeeze into them on a Friday afternoon and going to the grocery store to waddle across the fried food section as they expose their crater ridden ass. It would be a frightful sight…and even more frightful would be the men…because you know that some dude would try to sport them…either completely oblivious…or certainly something…
The very scary Cessna 172...
The following is an excerpt from a USA Today story about the plane that was stolen from Canada and ultimately landed on a dirt road in southeastern Missouri. I love the Wisconsin reaction…they evacuate the State Capitol Building. In the story…it explains that two F-16 fighter jets started to tail the Canadian plane after it crossed into American airspace at the Wisconsin/Michigan border. I guess it was on path to fly in the general proximity of the State Capitol building…so they decided to fucking evacuate.
http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2009-04-06-plane_N.htm
In the story, I do not understand why the police were driving on sidewalks?!? Is the Wisconsin State Capitol building even a symbol of ANYTHING?…big enough to get the attention of international terrorists? Would the plane pictured above actually do any damage?…Couldn’t the F16’s just shoot it down?…What was the point of the police driving on the sidewalks again? Why the evacuation…would you not be safer indoors with a plane that size?
http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2009-04-06-plane_N.htm
Cessna plane stolen in Canada lands in Missouri – USA Today
“In Madison, Department of Justice spokesman Bill Cosh said the state Capitol building was evacuated shortly after 5 p.m. as a precaution because of the airplane.
Many workers had already left for the day. Gov. Jim Doyle was not in the building. He had been in Chicago Monday.
Capitol police ordered everyone out of the building and told them to go at least a block away. Police cars with sirens on drove on the sidewalks by the doors of the Capitol. Others drove on the streets of the Capitol square, telling people to move away.
People were allowed back in the building about an hour later.”
