misspelled tshirtThis t-shirt was too funny to not write about.  I can just imagine a poor immigrant without a “handle” on the “language” buying a shirt like this in a flea market somewhere and displaying the character proudly on their chest…  The lesson learned is that correct spelling makes a huge difference sometimes…perhaps this is some type of Asian Ebonics…

The Source of the picture is on the bottom left of the photo…

weddingdressI have been meaning to do an article on this dress for quite some time.  I am sure many of you have seen a dress like this floating around the internet.  It seems to be a wedding dress that somehow tapes onto the nipples of the bride…almost exposing her entire “rack”.  If I was the groom…I would feel a little uncomfortable with my bride exposing herself to my grandparents and family.  Does she need even more attention on this day?  Are there some exhibitionist tendencies happening?  A bride who wears this dress on her wedding day may have a few screws loose…

Listen…I like the dress…I just think it is too much for an actual wedding.  It would be better to use the dress during “the honeymoon night” or as a costume for a wedding themed “night of passion” or something.  I bet her dad was horrified.

Nice rack though.

rockerfamilyHere are some bad fashion photos.  I figured they would be good for a laugh.

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swimsuit1I was searching for bad swimsuit photos to get a laugh…perhaps put up some warnings for males who may decide to slip into that  Speedo again this summer for some unknown fucking reason.  (What makes dudes do that?)  Anyways…while looking for these photos…I happened upon this (at some type of swimsuit site).  I don’t really think I need to explain what it is…okay…for those who are idiots…it is a type of “bag” to hold your junk. 

Does this qualify as a swimsuit?!?  The dude is obviously sitting on a bench…it could be at the beach…

Anyways…this is a definite “NO” if you plan to hit the beach or anytime for any matter (in my opinion at least)…I don’t think my junk was meant to get squished together in some little bag with a Velcro strip….then you have the whole “bush” issue you have to worry about…that is another topic.

lowpantI have been seeing this style in the bad fashion articles.  I think it can go both ways…  If you have fit women wearing thongs that would like to wear this type of fashion…I say…go to it.  I would find nothing wrong going to the store and seeing those pants on a similar lady with the addition of a thong.  No thong is going a bit too far…some may disagree…

What could be bad about this style is the following…grossly fat people trying to squeeze into them on a Friday afternoon and going to the grocery store to waddle across the fried food section as they expose their crater ridden ass.  It would be a frightful sight…and even more frightful would be the men…because you know that some dude would try to sport them…either completely oblivious…or certainly something…

thong_jeans_cThis is the new “bikini-pants with strass” from Brazil.  (I don’t know what “strass” is…)  It is currently selling for $94.29 USD or $73.92 Euro…This interesting garment is made from…76% Cotton….21% Polyester and 3% Spandex…I don’t know what to say…but the person who wears this is going to have to be bold.

Check out the website:

 http://www.sannas.jp/store/produto-en.php?id=100536