Marion Barry’s Lawyer Makes a Statement…

Murder Witness has Squirrel in her Shirt!?! – WTF

I don’t know how I missed this story….A woman goes into a police interview regarding a recent murder and during the interview a squirrel pops out of her shirt.  As funny as this may seem…it really does stir up some credibility issues if this woman is needed at the trial.  The defense attorneys would most likely have a field day with this witness…fortunately they are saying she will not be needed at the trial.

Golf – Something men do when they hate their home life…

I think I understand golfing…I used to work at a “clubhouse” when I was a student and over the past years I have made the following observations.  Men who play golf “religiously” several times a week must have a pretty shitty home life.  I used to see these guys several times a week…most were married…many had children.

During the week…these out of shape men would roll onto the golf course right before or right after dinner…the ones with “no hope” would show up right after work…   The “golfsters” would sit around the “clubhouse” downing beers waiting to tee-off.  This is one of the sports (besides slow-pitch) where people get drunk before, during and after the game.  I thought the whole reason for playing sports was to better oneself through practice, discipline and competition.  If the sport is not interesting enough to play sober…perhaps the sport isn’t interesting enough…  To make matters worse…the “golfers” would drive carts around the course drunk and I am sure everyone has a story about someone who saw somebody crash a golf cart while intoxicated.

I often wondered why these guys didn’t bring their wives or their families…perhaps the “golfsters” were hiding the fact that they were borderline alcoholics…or that they hated their families and picked the least strenuous sport that took the longest time so they could “hide” from their spouses or kids.  I often wonder what my future wife and kids would think if “daddy” was wasting his time for hours on a sport that does not really make you any more physically fit (than walking…that is…if you don’t use a cart) or if “daddy” did something that he did not want to include the family in.  I would think that my future wife and kids would ultimately think that I was trying to get away from them…or hated them to some extent.

So…women…if your man is a “golfster”…who spends hours upon hours a week at the golf course…chances are…he hates his home life and probably you.  He could be enjoying a sport that you could participate in…but instead he chooses to hang out with other men in the same predicament…slurping back brews.  Your man is probably thinking that the four hours on the golf course is probably better than the four hours spent with you and the family.  There is hope…when he is out playing on one of those weekend tournaments it gives you a lot of time to pack the house the fuck up and leave him or find someone nice and have an affair…

Just some thoughts…

Angelina Jolie – The Next Michael Jackson…Carrot Top…Maybe?!?

I hate this actress.  It looks like she is completely nuts…some type of O.C.D. issue with her appearance?  Brad must shake his head and wonder who he married…what a mistake…

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Man Finds Three Dead Babies – “Crazy People Disease” Migrates to London, Ontario?!?

It looks like the “crazy people disease” may have migrated to Southwestern Ontario.  I guess this guy was looking for pictures in a house and found the remains of a dead infant…further searching lead to the discovery of the remains of three infants.  A 32-year-old woman in London, Ontario has been charged.  If guilty…this is one crazy lady in a crazy situation…  I will post part of a CBC article and link it for anyone interested…

A 32-year-old woman in London, Ont., was arrested again on fresh charges Tuesday after an autopsy determined the remains of three babies — not one, as originally suspected — were found in a home on the weekend.

Police were called to the home in the city’s northeast on Saturday after the current resident found remains of what was believed to be an infant in advanced stages of decomposition in a bucket in the basement.

An autopsy performed on Monday determined the bucket contained the remains of three infants, London police said.

The house was being rented by a woman and her boyfriend, but the couple recently split up, and the woman moved out, the CBC’s John Lancaster reported on Tuesday from outside the house.

According to a neighbour, the ex-boyfriend came out of the house on Saturday with a bucket that contained blood-soaked baby clothes.

“He came outside and told everybody he discovered this bucket,” the neighbour told CBC News. “He said his girlfriend had this bucket for two years with gardening stuff in it, and he opened it on Saturday, and it was [filled with] bloody clothes and a blanket, and he called the police.”

Bad Tattoo – Pea or Pee…?

Perhaps this tramp stamp advertises something about a fetish…

16 Die in Mexican Shootout…Is this Place Still a Tourist Destination?

Acapulco…shooting in the streets…police being held hostage…this s*%t is happening around resorts now…boycott Mexico as a tourist destination.

Marine Recruiter Pimps 14-year-old to Entice New Recruits….

More crazy news from California….It seems that police have charged a Marine Recruiter with pimping a 14-year-old girl to help him get more potential recruits.  I guess the commercials with the swords and uniforms are just “not enough” for the marines these days.  The Staff Sgt. Has pleaded not guilty.  The girl was found in a car with three other men…the recruiter and the potential recruits…she claims to have had sex with all of them.

The girl claims she met the recruiter online and that the Staff Sgt. wanted to take her to Los Angeles County against her will to become a prostitute.  Cunningham (the Staff Sgt.) is being held on $1 million dollar bail and has a court hearing June 18^th.

Semper Fi…

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Withdrawal Rivals the Use of Condoms for Birth Control…WTF?!?

I am just going to quote some parts of the article and provide some links back to the website so you can read it yourself…but if you decide not to read the article…this is the juicy stuff….

“A recent study published in the June issue of Contraception Magazine presents findings that the withdrawal method of birth control rivals the use of condoms.”

 

“Shocking, isn’t it? An entire magazine devoted to contraception! But actually I was referring to the fact that they’re telling us that a method that we’ve been told all our lives is not even officially a method of birth control is almost as good as condoms.”

“The study out of the Guttmacher Institute in New York said that the withdrawal method — that is, having the male partner pull out before he climaxes — is 96 per cent effective when used perfectly (however they determine that) and an 82 per cent success rate with more typical, obviously less perfect, use.”

“But before you lose the latex, it’s important to remember that the withdrawal method doesn’t provide any protection from sexually transmitted infections that can be transmitted through pre-ejaculate fluid.”

 

“Health care providers and health educators should discuss withdrawal as a legitimate, if slightly less effective contraceptive method in the same way they do condoms and diaphragms. Dismissing it as a legitimate contraceptive method when used in conjunction with hormonal, barrier or other methods is counterproductive and also discourages further research into this frequently used and reasonably effective method.”

25-Year-Old Cuts off His Own Penis to Spite Family

An Egyptian man was refused permission to marry a girl from a different class so he decided to cut off his penis.  The Associated Press article states that he petitioned his family for roughly two years to marry the girl but his father still refused the request…  The 25-year-old decided the best course of action to spite his family was to heat up a knife and cut off his own penis.  The young man was rushed to the hospital but doctors were unable to reattach the severed “cock”…he is still recovering in the hospital.  The article also stated that, “Traditionally, marriages in these conservative parts of southern Egypt are between similar social classes and often within the same extended families – and are rarely for love.”

I do not think I would cut my penis off for love…and I bet he is going to regret his decision.  I think it would probably be a more romantic story if he ran away with his love…or something a little less extreme.  What the fuck is the girl he was in love with going to think?  What does she have to look forward to?  I am very confused about this penis cutting…

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